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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Simulations find ghostly whirls of dark matter trailing galaxy arms - Ars Technica

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Water Discovered Around a Young, Sun-Like Star For First Time - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

No go.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Judge tells Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to work out dispute over dismissal of emotional distress claims - NBC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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