What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 05:59

Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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